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Hey!

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Hey,

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Beavis.

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What's the most you ever got from a
chick?

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Remember that time that chick rubbed her
thingies against my shoulder?

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Oh, yeah.

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And I even saw her thingies.

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Let's go do that again.

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Yeah, yeah.

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That's gonna be cool.

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Come on, buddy, change it. I think I've
got

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music back for everything again.

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No, it's not.

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I think it rocked later.

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Whoa, is that a white zombie?

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Uh, might as well be. What, Marcus
Welby, what?

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Every time you see

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a dude like this in a video with a suit
on and sunglasses, it means he's bad.

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Yeah, I think that's a guy from that
commercial for the... Institute of

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Entertainment Arts.

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Check this out. Behind every rock band
is an elite group of professionals that

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make the show happen.

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Oh, yeah.

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I was thinking of signing up for that.

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I bet I could score.

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Beavis, you could own the whole arena
and you wouldn't score.

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Shut up, buddy.

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I bet I could score if I had one of
those cellular phones.

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Uh,

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maybe. But you're never going to get one
of those.

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Well, I could get a fake one. I'd be
like, okay, we'll have the band over

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We'll be right over. Okay.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, God.

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Here we go again with another crappy
fuck video.

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Here we go again.

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This sucks.

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Oh, God.

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What the hell is the problem with this
crap?

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This sucks.

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Yeah, I think that's what that note
said.

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Damn it, damn it, son of a bitch. Damn
it, damn it, son of a bitch. If those

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were the words, it'd be cool.

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I was thinking of writing a song called,
Damn it, son of a bitch.

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Damn it, damn it, son of a bitch. Damn
it, damn it, son of a bitch. Son of a

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bitch. Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch.

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Damn it, damn it, damn it.

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That's pretty cool.

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She sucked so bad they locked her in a
box.

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Yeah, really.

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You know who else ought to do a concert
from inside a box?

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Nelson.

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Oh, yeah. Bon Jovi.

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How come those guys have to use a
crowbar? Nobody nailed it shut. They're

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crowbar? Yeah.

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They should get that big fat dude from
crowbar to come into this video and

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straighten everybody out.

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He'd come in and make them all do push
-ups.

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No.

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This chick's got, like, too much
clothes.

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I could let some dude cut my hair.

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He'll probably accidentally, like, rub
his nads on your elbow.

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Oh, wait.

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Yes. Yeah, yeah.

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Yes. Yeah, yeah.

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Come to butthead.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I'm gonna go to her.

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Can I help you?

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Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... I

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like... Uh... Hold your head back.

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Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh...

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Uh... Damn, what a sham.

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Hey, buddy, did you see anything?

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Beavis, I have seen the top of the
mountain, and it is good.

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Ow!

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So,

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uh, you come here often?

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Hey, Beavis.

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Hand me a magazine to, you know... Okay,
let's go.

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Uh, not yet. I mean, like, do Beavis
first.

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Yeah, yeah, do me.

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Do me, baby.

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Okay, then. Put your head back.

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Get ready to climb the mountain, dude.

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Oh, is that too hot?

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You lean over a little more. Ow!

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Ow!

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I thought both of them.

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You can see her whole boob.

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Me too.

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Are you guys ready yet?

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Hey, Beaver.

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I've still got a woody woodpecker.

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Baby,

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come on, man.

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Let's get out of here.

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Those little asswipes, hang out for a
second. This won't take long.

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Uh, I think we're ready now.

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Me too.

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Just a little bit off the top and side.

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What is this?

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Not together or something.

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Yeah.

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It's like everybody sings like this now.

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Well, look at their hair, bud. It
reminds me of, like, the pom -poms, you

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at pep rallies.

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Do you go to pep rallies?

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Yeah.

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You know, sometimes I go just to check
out the bus.

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If these guys practiced their
instruments as much as they practiced

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their hair around, they'd be, like,
pretty good, probably.

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I don't know. They'd probably still
fuck.

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But, you know, maybe it's just me.

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Doctor.

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If I was a doctor, I'd just come in and
say, Okay, everybody, drop your pants.

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That would be cool.

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Then you could, like, make a lot of
money, too.

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Hey,

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Beavis.

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Your haircut sucks.

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Well, yours sucks worse.

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Todd's pretty cool, but he sucks at
cutting hair.

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Yeah, he called off asswipes.

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We saw the top of the mountain.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And my shoulder got some.

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Yeah.

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Whoa, hey, butthead, check it out. It's
a liar.

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It's a liar.

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Liar. I'll rip your guts out. I'll kick
your ass.

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Liar. Shut up.

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Those aren't the words.

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Whoa, whore.

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Check it out, butthead. Whore. Yeah.

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Whore rule.

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I would fuck to be a cab driver.

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No, wait, but I think it'd be pretty
cool.

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I'd be a good cab driver. I'd be like,
where are you going today, ma 'am?

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Okay. How do you get there?

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You would fuck, Viva.

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You sounded like a stupid dork.

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You're never going to be able to do
anything.

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That would be cool.

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Check out this part, but I'd give me,
hey, excuse me, pardon me. Hey, hey,

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it. Hey, hey, watch it. Damn it.

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Damn it.

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Man. Viva, just shut up.

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Okay. Damn it.

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Just when he thinks something cool is
about to happen, he starts showing off

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strong he is.

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Butthead, I don't want to hear you
complaining on this video. It's about

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only cool thing we've seen in a long
time.

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Beavis, don't ever take that tone with
me.

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Yeah, I want to disconnect my phone.
Yeah, here we go.

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Come on, write something.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, there you go. Yeah.